About 1294 Birchcrest Avenue
Once upon a time in the beautiful County of Orange, there lived a couple named Jack and Jill. They were on a quest for the perfect home, one that would fit their growing family, their budget, and their dreams. One fateful day, while exploring antiques at Yellow Dog Estate Sales, they stumbled upon a dusty lamp hidden amongst the valuables. Excitedly, they rubbed the lamp, hoping for a bit of luck. To their astonishment, out popped a genie, who bore a striking resemblance to the late, great Robin Williams. "Hello, hello, hello!" boomed the genie, with a twinkle in his eye. "You have summoned me, your wish is my command! But let's keep it light, shall we? None of that 'world peace' business today!" Jack and Jill exchanged puzzled glances before Jack spoke up, "We wish for a single-family detached home in North Orange County, priced under $1,100,000 with four bedrooms upstairs and a main floor bedroom/office, a two-car garage, and a large lot ON a cul-de-sac in a lovely established neighborhood ...and also with NO HOA. Oh...and also within say ...4 miles of the Brea Improv" The genie threw back his head and laughed uproariously. "Ah, you two have a sense of humor! You're asking for the holy grail of homes in this area! But fear not, my dear friends, for I have just the thing for you." With a snap of his fingers, the genie conjured up an image of a charming home that fit their criteria perfectly. "Behold!" he declared. "Your dream home, coming soon to the market! The curb appeal is fantastic, and the location is unbeatable. But here's the catch the interior is vintage in most
